Category Archives: Random

Lesbian Request Denied

Targeted for romance by a fellow prisoner, Piper finds that subtlety is an ineffective approach to letting her suitor down. Continue reading →

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Bora Bora Bora

Pennsatucky discovers a new skill; the inmates try to scare delinquent teenagers straight; Pornstache's side business suffers a tragic setback. Continue reading →

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Tit Punch

After insulting the food in front of the prison chef, Piper is starved out by the kitchen staff and struggles to offer up an acceptable apology. Continue reading →

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F*cksgiving

Thanksgiving arrives with the promise of a visit by Larry, but Piper's raunchy dance moves land her in solitary with a holiday feast of moldy bologna. Continue reading →

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I Wasn't Ready

Sentenced to fifteen months for a crime committed in her youth, Piper Chapman leaves her supportive fiance Larry for her new home: a women's prison. Continue reading →

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Moscow Mule

Red gets pressured to smuggle drugs through her kitchen; Larry publishes an article about Piper in the "New York Times;" two babies come into the world. Continue reading →

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Moscow Mule

Red gets pressured to smuggle drugs through her kitchen; Larry publishes an article about Piper in the "New York Times;" two babies come into the world. Continue reading →

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Blood Donut

Piper wants the prison's outdoor running track reopened, but in order to get it, she'll have to give her corrections officer something he wants. Continue reading →

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Blood Donut

Piper wants the prison's outdoor running track reopened, but in order to get it, she'll have to give her corrections officer something he wants. Continue reading →

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WAC Pack

The inmates campaign along racial lines for positions on a prisoners council, but Piper tries to stay above the increasingly raucous competition. Continue reading →

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