Jack poses as Rossler and manages to trace one of the canisters of nerve gas, but he goes against orders from the president when the terrorists target a shopping mall.
Logan and Martha quarrel when she learns of her husband’s intention to cover up the real reason for Walt’s suicide.
A woman takes hostages on Cloud Nine and demands that Adama turn over Sharon in order to avenge her husband’s death at the hands of the Cylons.
SG-1 is captured after a deal with the Lucian Alliance goes bad … and the planet’s Stargate goes missing. Meanwhile, a former System Lord attempts to rebuild his empire.
Earl’s nervous about returning a laptop computer he stole from a college professor, mostly because he’s uncomfortable around smart people. When the professor turns out to be a beautiful woman, he feels even more ill at ease, until she flatters him and asks him to speak about his list in front of her class. Meanwhile, Randy experiences fraternity life—and absolutely loves it.
A mysterious tape arrives for Barney from one of his numerous ex-girlfriends, and the entire gang watches it. But, in order for them all to find out how she broke Barney’s heart and made him into a suit-wearing bachelor, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment.
Jack tracks down a man who has a connection to the terrorists. Logan is forced to grant him immunity in exchange for information on their whereabouts.
Mike and Martha argue over Logan’s public response to Walt’s involvement with the Russians.
Lynn is drawn away from his post by a personal crisis as the terrorists come closer to striking against the U.S.
Daniel is imprisoned on a world under the influence of the Ori, and the Prometheus is caught in a firefight when SG-1 tries to rescue him.
A crazed Cylon Raider attacks the Colonial fleet in a series of hit-and-run attacks. Overworked Viper pilots must defend a mining operation from this Raider that they nickname “Scar.”
Earl takes his car troubles as a sign that it is time for him to redeem himself for a long run of stealing gas out of a complete stranger’s car.
Michael and his Wraith faction arrive at Atlantis to propose an alliance, hoping to use the retrovirus to transform their Wraith enemies into prey.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jack who loved nothing more than cooking up a delicious meal for his loved ones. One day, he decided to prepare his famous burgers and fries for his family. He spent hours in the kitchen, carefully selecting the freshest ingredients and crafting each burger with love and care.
