The struggle between Adama and Cain is temporarily put on hold while the two Battlestars combine forces for an assault on the Cylon Resurrection Ship. Apollo faces a momentous decision and Baltar takes an interest in Gina, the Cylon prisoner.

When Earl and Randy try to return a stolen wallet they find out taking the money had cost two newlyweds their honeymoon. In an attempt to make things right Earl takes over for the groom at his fast food restaurant. After time Earl finds out the boss is a jerk and Earl wonders how such a man with a luxurious house and beautiful wife could not be affected by the only thing he believes in, Karma.

Recap:

Earl and Randy wake up one cold morning at the hotel, Catalina alludes to the fact that they may be being carbon monoxide poisoned and leaves the room. Randy discovers that Earl was right when he said Randy « wasn’t ready for a pet » after discovering dead « Mr. Fishy » (the goldfish) in a sealed plastic bag in his pocket. Earl however discovers number 202 on his list, « stole a wallet from a guy at a gas station. »

We flash back to « a few years ago » when Earl was « hanging out in a gas station bathroom, waiting for some guy to drop his pants and provide me with an opportunity. » Earl screams a little too loud and a little too enthusiastically when he discovers just how much money is in the wallet and has to cover by announcing to the bathroom that « they have my favorite brand of toilet paper in here, soft stuff. »

Earl admits to having stolen a lot of wallets in his day, but also admits that this particular one was the mother load. And, it seems when you find yourself with a lot of money you go to Jasper’s. What is Jasper’s you may well ask? « Jasper »s is kind of like the mall, only it’s in a storage unit and everything there was stolen from the mall. » The gang spends the thousand dollars they had on many things that day and according to Earl, they were living like kings. But back to today, when faced with the reality of having to give up his helmet bought that day long ago, Randy asks Earl why he can’t just give the guy back his wallet with a thousand dollars of his lottery money stuffed in it. Earl explains to Randy that the items were bought with stolen money a

After a team from Atlantis goes missing, the expedition finds itself in the middle of a Genii coup.

Robin accepts Ted’s invite to a friend’s wedding, but thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.

As the Ori plague spreads rapidly, SG-1 hopes that the Prior who caused the disease may hold the key to its cure. Gerak tries to rally the Jaffa to the Ori’s cause, prompting Teal’c and Bra’tac to initiate a resistance.

The Battlestars Galactica and Pegasus face a new Cylon target, a « Resurrection » ship, while a power struggle threatens to result in all-out war among the human fleet.

When trying to enroll her children into the Right Choice Ranch for troubled youth, Joy is denied enrollment because of a barn burning incident at the hands of a younger Earl. Earl, Randy and Catalina travel to the camp to make amends for the barn burning by building a pen for the camp’s ostrich. Earl learns the real reason behind the barn burning incident and decides that every incident on his list after the fire should be shared by Randy.

Recap:

The episode begins as we find Randy playing the crane game in the Crab Shack. There is a live rat inside, and Randy wins it. Unfortunately, he gets bitten as it was having it’s way with Grover when Randy so rudely pulled it out. Joy complains to Darnell about the kids, saying they are even too bad to visit the « Right Choice Ranch », a place where Earl and Randy went as kids. Darnell says he is busy, but Joy reminds him that he’s only delivering crabs, not doing a transplantectomy.

Earl doesn’t want to deal with the kids and tries to avoid Joy, but the Ranch is on his list – he burned a barn down throwing away a cigarette. He decides to go, and tries to keep it a secret because Randy is afraid of birds. When asked where they are going, Earl only offers that « they do not have funnel cakes. » Upon arrival, Randy cunningly tries to avoid the birds at the Ranch (but ends up playing dead and begs two children to call the cops) while Earl volunteers to help build an ostrich pen.

After seeing how much the kids enjoyed seeing his good example (and Catalina), Earl realizes that if he hadn’t burned down the barn, Randy would probably have a better life. Earl decides to add Randy to the list, but Randy isn’t happy about that. After some arguing, a mishap lands a nail through Earl’s hand. We remember Randy’s fear of blood, and he admits that it was his fault the barn burned down. Turns out he dropped an oil lamp by the still lit cigarette after a bird scared him.

Earl realizes that Randy is responsible for everything –

The team discovers two pods that contain the minds of alien beings, who take control of Weir and Sheppard’s bodies to continue their personal war.

The team finds a world that possesses Ancient defense technology, where Colonel Sheppard finds himself a pawn in the rivalry between the heirs to the throne.

Ted rents a limo to take the gang out to sample five New Year’s Eve parties in a quest to find the perfect celebration.