Monthly Archives: July 2013

F*cksgiving

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Thanksgiving arrives with the promise of a visit by Larry, but Piper's raunchy dance moves land her in solitary with a holiday feast of moldy bologna. Continue reading →

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Bora Bora Bora

Posted on July 11th, 2013 by

Pennsatucky discovers a new skill; the inmates try to scare delinquent teenagers straight; Pornstache's side business suffers a tragic setback. Continue reading →

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Tall Men with Feelings

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The prisoners mourn one of their own and even a drunken Pornstache reveals surprising emotions; Larry gives a revealing radio interview. Continue reading →

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Fool Me Once

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Painful truths reorient several relationships and careers; Pennsatucky feels disrespected by Piper, which is not good; Larry delivers an ultimatum. Continue reading →

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Can't Fix Crazy

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Red's scheme to reclaim her kitchen backfires; the inmates stage a Christmas pageant; Piper's plans unravel even as she realizes her life is in jeopardy. Continue reading →

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Can't Fix Crazy

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Red's scheme to reclaim her kitchen backfires; the inmates stage a Christmas pageant; Piper's plans unravel even as she realizes her life is in jeopardy. Continue reading →

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I Wasn't Ready

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Sentenced to fifteen months for a crime committed in her youth, Piper Chapman leaves her supportive fiance Larry for her new home: a women's prison. Continue reading →

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Tit Punch

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After insulting the food in front of the prison chef, Piper is starved out by the kitchen staff and struggles to offer up an acceptable apology. Continue reading →

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Lesbian Request Denied

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Targeted for romance by a fellow prisoner, Piper finds that subtlety is an ineffective approach to letting her suitor down. Continue reading →

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Imaginary Enemies

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Piper gets to know her stern new roommate; the prisoners prepare a farewell party for one of their own; a misplaced screwdriver has dire consequences. Continue reading →

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